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| Alama iqbal ka apni gf ko sms
ALAMA IQBAL APNI GIRL FRIEND KO IS TARHA SMS KARTE THAY?
Ay JAn-e-TamAnA Tere...
| Feb-22 | |
| Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar
Shah jahan ne
Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ...
| Feb-21 | |
| Lecture Kaisa Hona Chahe
Teacher ask a Student: Lecture Kaisa Hona Chahe?
Student: Mini Skirt Jaisa, Zar...
| Feb-08 | |
| Jannat aur wife
WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE KO NAHEEN REHNAY DETAY.
H...
| Feb-06 | |
| Judge why do u Want Divorce
Judge: why do u Want Divorce?
Man: Main Apni Wife Se Khush Nai hun..
Judge...
| Feb-05 | |
| Eik Molvi Actress sy chanda layny gaya
Eik Molvi Actress sy chanda layny gaya.
Actress: molana sahib app loog too hama...
| Feb-04 | |
| Mashooka lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch
Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.
Mashook: Ek tin...
| Feb-02 | |
| lambi celebration
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi ...
| Jan-28 | |
| Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker
Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janze k aagay 1 kutta or pche ...
| Jan-27 | |
| Exam song by Munna bhai
Exam?s song by Munna bhai:
?Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pa...
| Jan-26 | |
| Zoo School Attendance
Zoo School Attendance
Lomari
Present Sir
Billi
Present Sir
Hathi
Pr...
| Jan-26 | |
| Aayenge akhbaar mein
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she wou...
| Jan-25 | [Not rated] |
| Zabardast bumper offer
ZABARDAST BAMPER OFFER : JO MUJHY SMS KARYE GA WO JITYE GA LAKHON RUPYE K CASH I...
| Jan-24 | |
| Wife kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian
Wife : kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian dey rahey thai
Husband: tumhey galt...
| Jan-24 | |
| Circuit Bhai America mein address puchega
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat...
| Jan-23 | |
| Some translations in URDU
Some translations in URDU
Wass up babe? = Munni upar kya hei?
Listen buddy tha...
| Jan-21 | [Not rated] |
| Boyfrnd jb Kiss kary to bolo dont
Mom 2 beti: Boyfrnd jb Kiss kary to bolo DONT,,
Jb Galye lagye to bolo STOP,,,
...
| Jan-21 | |
| Pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka
Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan
ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha
aur India ...
| Jan-20 | |
| Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
My dear!
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna
Agar piya...
| Jan-20 | |
| Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, P...
| Jan-16 | |
| 1 girl ask 2 pappu
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere
paas 2 hain?
pappu...
| Jan-11 | |
| Ek Student University K Washroom Mein Gaya
Ek Student University K Washroom Mein Gaya,
Jb Andar Jakar W.C Pe Betha To Samn...
| Jan-10 | |
| Doctor Sahib kia app meri sharaab choorwa
SHARABI: Doctor Sahib kia app meri sharaab choorwa saktay hain.
DOCTOR: keon ...
| Jan-08 | |
| Why do girls close
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess?
Guess
....
| Jan-05 | |
| Mom kis liye
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaa...
| Jan-05 | |
| Programmer Munna Bhai
appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...
saala programming kis chidiya k...
| Jan-03 | |
| batao daal me kitni protein
taecher: batao daal me kitni protein hoti hai?
student: sir, daal me murghi jit...
| Jan-02 | |
| Ayenge akhbaar me
Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi.
Huba...
| Dec-29 | |
| Thief with knife Tera paisa nikal
Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal!
Man: Do you know who I am? I am a corpora...
| Dec-29 | |
| Aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh
A boy told his friend, ?Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai?
Friend:...
| Dec-29 | |
| Wife Main tumhari yaad mein
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa...
| Dec-29 | |
| Aik girl nay molvi sy kaha
1 GIRL NY MOLVI SY KAHA: LOG MUJHY CHERTY OR GHORTY HAIN APP BATAIN MAIN KYA KAR...
| Dec-29 | |
| Boy ye raaten ye hawaen
Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare?.
G...
| Dec-26 | |
| Zyada fees
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat...
| Dec-25 | |
| Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they
Raat ko husband aur wife soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, b...
| Dec-23 | |
