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| Boy Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Ma...
| Apr-30 | |
| Wife Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, ...
| Apr-28 | |
| Is cinema mein kon si film lagi he
Girl says to boy:-is cinema mein kon si film lagi he
boy says: I love you
Girl...
| Apr-25 | |
| Basanti Ek baat batani hai
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi.
Veeru: Bolo.
Basanti...
| Apr-24 | |
| Girl to boy Tum larkay kisi larki mei
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh...
| Apr-21 | |
| A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car
A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car.When d car arrived n stopped she said: "Oops ...
| Apr-15 | |
| Yar mera ik dost dhodh pi raha tha mar gaya
frnd 2 other frnd: yar mera ik dost dhodh pi raha tha mar gaya bichara ..
oth...
| Apr-15 | |
| Ek Aurat Ne Darogha-E-Jannat Se Kaha:
Ek Aurat Ne Darogha-E-Jannat Se Kaha:
Mera Nikah Merey Dunyavi Shoher Se Kerwa ...
| Apr-14 | |
| Tofani barish mein rat ko
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap ma...
| Apr-14 | |
| 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k ...
| Apr-09 | |
| Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha ...
| Apr-09 | |
| Dosron ka time waste karna
Islamabad
airport
pr
PIA
ki
Flight no.9
K
plane
Ki
Seat no.52
Pr
Bait...
| Apr-09 | |
| 1 kanjoos dosray say
1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai...
| Apr-08 | |
| if A fat girl is waiting for a bus
if A fat girl is waiting for a bus then what u will call her in one word (MOTIVA...
| Apr-08 | |
| Duniya gol hai
DUNIYA GOL HAI
Chuha Billi Se Darta He
Billi Kutte Se Darti He
Kutta Admi Se ...
| Apr-07 | |
| 1 Admi Apne Bete Se
1 Admi Apne Bete Se:
Oye,Ghabra Mat
Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai!
Beta:
Ha Papaji...
| Apr-07 | |
| Aik larki ki dua
Aik larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala...
| Apr-06 | |
| Mom Jab bf kiss kare to bolo dont
Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya:
Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to ...
| Mar-29 | |
| Accounts k student ki Gali
Accounts k student ki Gali:
Saala bounced cheque, dharti pe liability, paidaish...
| Mar-28 | |
| Brush ka 1 baal
Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
...
| Mar-28 | |
| Engineer Ki Wife Ki Delivery
1 Mechanical Engineer Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui.
Usne Husband Ko SMS Bheja
Mubar...
| Mar-28 | |
| Husband tum kon hoo
Husband : tum kon hoo
Biwi : pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSB...
| Mar-26 | |
| Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai
Boy: Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai.
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Ha...
| Mar-21 | |
| Eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi
eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say kehta hai: ?sisak sisak k marna theek ...
| Mar-17 | |
| 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte...
| Mar-14 | |
| Door gaon main jab
dOOR gaon, main jab
maan baap sotay nahi they,
to bacha kehta hai,
so ja ...
| Mar-14 | |
| Why we dont study whole year
Why we dont study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The a...
| Mar-13 | |
| Ghalib ne gf ko date par bulaya
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya
Wo late hogaye
Girl: Am I Late?
...
| Mar-12 | |
| Did u have any boy friend
Husband:
Did u have any boy friend befor our marriage?
:
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main i...
| Mar-07 | |
| Wife husband aur jannat
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi ...
| Mar-02 | |
| Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cag...
| Feb-28 | |
| Propsal From A Rich Girl
WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .
Agar T...
| Feb-24 | |
| Doosray doctor k paas
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign coun...
| Feb-23 | |
| ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
Husband:ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
...
| Feb-23 | |
| Memon Boss 2 worker
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheq...
| Feb-22 | |
