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| Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- ...
| Oct-30 | |
| Doctor yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
Aik doctor apne dost se:
?yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic kho...
| Oct-19 | |
| Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai
1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai...
| Oct-16 | |
| True bravery is to arrive home
True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk?
A late night out?
And mom waiting...
| Oct-16 | |
| Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya
Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ?
...
| Oct-15 | |
| Kal movie dekhi usme na koi scene tha
Sunny: Kal movie dekhi, usme na koi scene tha, na koi aawaz.
Bunny: Naam kya ...
| Oct-12 | |
| Mein kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay
Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi k...
| Oct-10 | |
| Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....
Husband : Smile...
| Oct-10 | |
| Batao yeah konsa zamana hai
teacher:batao yeah konsa zamana hai
mein naha raha hoon hum naha rahey hain tu...
| Sep-25 | |
| Doctor aap ki nurse boohat achi
Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse boohat achi hai uss ka hath lagtey hi mein theek...
| Sep-25 | |
| Dhamaaka Sal Buy Pakistan
**Dhamaaka Sale**
Buy Pakistan
Get Kashmir Free
50% Discount for
USA, Saud...
| Sep-11 | |
| Husbnd tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayed
Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe...
| Sep-09 | |
| Sardar Or Pathan FARAZ K Ghar Gayee
Sardar Or Pathan
FARAZ K Ghar Gayee
Or Kaha
Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain
F...
| Sep-07 | |
| Husband:Ye bacha mera ha
Husband: Ye bacha mera ha
Wife: Waah G Waah!Bartan mera,Doodh mera,Thorra sa Qa...
| Sep-03 | |
| Zardari ka Farman
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
...
| Aug-31 | |
| London se pakistan tak bridge
eik admi ko eik bottle mili us ne us bottle ko khola to ander se eik jin nikla
...
| Aug-16 | |
| Bus Stop pe larki ko dehk k larka
Bus Stop pe larki ko dehk k larka bola
Tu meri jan hy tu mera iman hai
Larki...
| Aug-15 | |
| Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband...
| Aug-15 | |
| Girl boy and love letter
Girl: Suno, are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boy: Dead Sure! I check...
| Aug-15 | |
| Aik anokhi Dua
1 anokhi dua
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zind...
| Aug-05 | |
| Teachr Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi ...
| Aug-04 | |
| Ager ansoon na hotein ankhon mein
Ager ansoon na hotein ankhon mein...
toh ankhen itni khoobsurat na hoti..
Ag...
| Jul-26 | |
| Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.
Friend : Kr Lo
Old M...
| Jul-21 | |
| Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd ...
| Jun-27 | |
| Teacher Bachon Dunya Main Insaan
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!...
| Jun-20 | |
| Jaldi Chalo Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chaht...
| Jun-12 | |
| Wife mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye
wife:mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji....
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husband: chalo t...
| Jun-11 | |
| munna bhai ye doctor log operation karnay
munna bhai:ye doctor log operation karnay se pehlay patient ko be-hosh q kartay ...
| Jun-11 | |
| Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha
Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha
Larki: ap k ghar main MAA ,BEHAN nai ha?
...
| May-26 | |
| Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K
...
| May-25 | |
| Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr B...
| May-17 | |
| Ess line ki english banao
Teacher to a student: Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi...
| May-13 | |
| 1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia
1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light...
| May-05 | |
| How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte...
| May-02 | |
| BHIKARI Saab 6 rupee dedo chai pini he
BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he
MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai.
B: Sa...
| May-01 | |
