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| Wait for the Teachers
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college ca...
| Jan-23 | |
| Similarity between dog and man
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about ...
| Jan-21 | |
| Osama consults a psychic
Osama consults a psychic about the date of his death.
Psychic: You will die o...
| Jan-12 | |
| Surrounded Army
An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppos...
| Jan-12 | |
| DAMN difference
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" a...
| Jan-12 | [Not rated] |
| Women and Beekeeper
Woman: One of your bees just stung me. I want you to do something about it.
B...
| Jan-11 | [Not rated] |
| difference bw secretary and private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary sa...
| Jan-11 | |
| A man phones a mental hospital
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in ...
| Jan-11 | |
| Why are Egyptian kids always confused
Q: Why are Egyptian?s Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their...
| Jan-11 | |
| diff between gandhi musharraf and lalu
Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu?
Gandhi-didnt know whats lie,
...
| Jan-08 | |
| Addition of problems
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplicat...
| Jan-07 | |
| When we get married
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and ligh...
| Jan-05 | |
| Do you want to hear a dirty joke
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: OK tell the joke
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| Jan-04 | |
| Can I go to the Theatre
Can I go to the Theatre ? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes but be aware, pay ...
| Jan-03 | [Not rated] |
| In a bar one Guy says to another
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
I slept wid ur mom last nite
D whole bar was w...
| Jan-01 | |
| Is there any way for long life
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it ...
| Dec-30 | |
| JAVA teacher and homeworks
Do u know y JAVA teachers don't give homeworks?
Because it is rule that ever...
| Dec-29 | |
| what is girl friend
what is girl friend?
adition of problemz,
subtraction of money,
multipl...
| Dec-29 | |
| What kind of gift you will present to me
Girl: What kind of gift you will present to me on valentines day?
Boy: Please t...
| Dec-25 | |
| Somthing is wrong
SOME-THING-IS-WRONG
A chinees couple have three sons,
When 1st son born, they ...
| Dec-23 | |
| 2 men went 2 a callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
?Na my wife is better...
| Dec-22 | |
| A typical engineering student
A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said
?heads ...
| Dec-22 | |
| Same copy of composition
Teacher : Pappu, your composition on ?My Dog? is exactly the same as your brothe...
| Dec-21 | |
| A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and there?s a horse serving drinks.
The horse asks, ?...
| Dec-21 | |
