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How much is that banana for?
Customer : How much is that banana for? Salesperson : Rs.10 Customer : Can...
Oct-24
[Not rated]
Buyer to seller is it pure honey
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ? How do I know if it is pure honey ? Selle...
Oct-21
Obedient father
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, Now tell me, who has ...
Aug-15
Troubled youth and Father
Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently. I am addicted to re...
Aug-09
I dont even know her
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don?t y...
Jun-27
Johnny name two pronouns
Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns. Johnny: Who, me? Teacher: Very good! ...
Jun-21
Turn me into a lizard
A guy was praying passionately, Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard A man asked, W...
Jun-18
I close my eyes
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Gir...
Jun-10
To be a Good professional
To be a Good professional, always start to study late for Exams. Because it te...
May-15
A man approached a very beautiful woman
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, You kn...
May-13
Little johny A heart a attack
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mot...
May-02
Two attorneys went into a diner
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandw...
Apr-28
I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs
Colleague : Sorry I am late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a ...
Apr-24
Defense lawyer
I have good news and bad news, the defense lawyer says to his client. Whatâ?...
Apr-09
Lady Is this my train
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Compan...
Apr-06
Bartender and a man
A A conversation between a bartender and a man: Bartender: What happened? You...
Apr-02
Jigsaw puzzle finished in record time
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and holle...
Mar-24
Pair of strange socks
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you?re wearing, one is green and the othe...
Mar-21
Mr can u jump up and ten times
Doctor : mr, can u jump up and ten times ? Patient : but why docter ? Doctor ...
Mar-20
Rat tells with lion
Rat tells with lion Rat : i love you Lion : Have you ever seen your face in m...
Mar-13
Drawing cow and grass
Teacher says to draw A Picture on a Cow eating grass After some time she asks i...
Mar-13
D check whch u gave me has returned back
Doctor:D check whch u gave me has returned back. Patient:D head-ache 4 whch u...
Mar-11
China new leader
Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Ric...
Mar-10
[Not rated]
A neighbor came to Nasrudin
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. "It is out on loan,"...
Mar-08
Pack the bag
A man runs into his house and says to his wife, Honey, I just won the lottery! P...
Feb-24
A blind man was begging
A blind man was begging in New York with a board written ?I?m blind,help me?.1 g...
Feb-21
Why does your dog sit there
Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat? Hotel Host: I cant imagi...
Feb-19
Bitten by a vampire
Patient: Doctor, I think that I?ve bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this gl...
Feb-15
Teacher write your lover name on paper
Teachr: Everyone Write Your Lover Name on a Paper... After 2 seconds: Gir Fin...
Feb-08
We were caught sleeping together
BOY1: MEET MY WIFE TINA. BOY2: OH! I KNOW HER. BOY1: HOW? BOY2: WE WERE...
Feb-05
An Ant n Mosquito got married
An Ant n Mosquito got married. And went on their Honey Moon... Mosquito is wai...
Feb-02
I Have Windows installed
Mr.Bean : I want Pink curtains for my computer Screen... Salesman : But Compute...
Feb-02
Pic of a pretty office secretary
*Fair presentation of Financial Statements* Pic of a pretty office secretary ...
Jan-31
TiGer KiLLs A Goat
TiGer KiLLs A Goat, Hippopotamous Saw It. TiGer Asks Hippo Not 2 TeLL This In ...
Jan-31
New shiny motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides ...
Jan-28
 
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