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| Thedays are too short even
Thedays are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling...
| Jun-17 | |
| GOD gives and forgives
GOD gives and forgives
.
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men gets and forgets..........
| Jul-27 | |
| Son to Dad 5 plus 5 how much
Son: Dad 5+5, how much?
Dad: You fool, You dont know this, go and get a calcu...
| May-30 | |
| Actress MERRA is Opening A College
Famous Pakistani Actress MERRA is Opening A College
The name Of College Is
...
| May-14 | |
| Good humor is the health of the soul
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.
...
| May-12 | |
| We always feel bad
We always feel bad
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we for...
| Apr-22 | |
| Why is common sense like a rainbow
Why is common sense like a rainbow?
Because it never appears until the storm ...
| Mar-14 | |
| Teacher name two pronouns
Teacher : name two pronouns.
Student : who? me?
Teacher : correct
...
| Mar-13 | |
| What do i miss
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
...
| Mar-05 | |
| A bus station is where a bus stops
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
...
| Mar-01 | |
| The more you learn the more you know
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
...
| Mar-01 | |
| Every man should marry
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life....
| Mar-01 | |
| Practice makes perfect
Practice makes perfect?..
But nobody?s perfect??
So why practice?...
| Mar-01 | |
| Go for sum1 who makes u
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright....
| Feb-22 | |
| What does 98 stand for in windows 98
Question:What does 98 stand for in windows 98?
Answer:It stands for number of...
| Feb-22 | |
| Small things in Life hurts a lot
Some times small things in Life hurts a lot?
If you don?t agree with me?.
...
| Feb-17 | |
| My darling my lover my beautiful wife
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life....
| Feb-03 | |
| Can you do anything that other
Q: Can you do anything that other people can?t?
A: Sure, I can read my handwr...
| Jan-13 | |
| One ghost the another ghost
Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: ?Do you believe in people??...
| Jan-10 | |
| Love the lady but dont touch
Love the lady, but dont touch the body,
if u touch the body, u become a dady,...
| Jan-08 | |
| Common sense is common
Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!...
| Dec-30 | |
| Are your legs tired
Are your legs tired?
coz you have benn running through my mind all day long!...
| Dec-29 | |
| Only 20 percent boys
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
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| Dec-29 | |
| It takes a strong heart to love
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love a...
| Dec-27 | |
| Children playin outside cars
Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.
but adults playin inside cars...
| Dec-27 | |
| As I lie awake in my bed
As I lie awake in my bed.
All sorts of thought run through my head,
Like why d...
| Dec-22 | |
