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| Telling a Lie is a fault Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accompli...
| Aug-04 | |
| Husband to a newly wed wife Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife...
| Aug-04 | |
| One who surrenders when he is One who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST,
One who surrenders when he is no...
| May-13 | |
| Darling said the affectionate husband Darling, said the affectionate husband, I have insured myself for $1,000,000. If...
| Apr-19 | |
| Doctor cut off my dog tail Doctor cut off my dogâ??s tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-l...
| Apr-09 | |
| Why do women hate alcohol so much Why do women hate alcohol so much? "Because after drinking it, their mouse like...
| Mar-26 | |
| Love is one long sweet dream Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock....
| Mar-20 | |
| A good marriage would be between A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Mo...
| Mar-20 | |
| The definition of a perfect Wife The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes.....
| Mar-20 | |
| A marriage without conflicts is A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without cris...
| Mar-14 | |
| My wife and I were happy My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met....
| Mar-11 | |
| All tragedies are Finished by a death All tragedies are Finished by a death......and all comedies by a MARRIAGE....
| Mar-07 | |
| A good wife always forgives A good wife always forgives her HUSBAND wen she?s WRONG EVEN..!!...
| Mar-07 | |
| Marriage is the process Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have pre...
| Mar-05 | |
| The IDEAL man does not smoke The IDEAL man does not smoke,
does not drink, does not flirt,
goes to bed earl...
| Mar-05 | |
| Monopoly is always damaging Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
?Monopoly is always damagi...
| Feb-29 | |
| husband i like your sense of humor A wife asked her husband: ?What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy...
| Feb-21 | |
| Love marriages r never success Love marriages r never success
Cuz they never had a pain
Marriages r made in h...
| Feb-19 | |
| Marriage means expectations Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict...
| Feb-12 | |
| Husband knowing the thief secret A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broke...
| Feb-08 | |
| Wife said i will die Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Hus...
| Jan-28 | |
| Making the dog obey Husband: u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense it?s...
| Jan-28 | |
| After 25 yrs wife said After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,I was so overwhelmed I ...
| Jan-28 | |
| How was your first marriage terminated Lawyer: ?Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated??
Witness:...
| Jan-28 | |
| What was the first thing your husband said Lawyer: ?What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that mor...
| Jan-26 | |
| Marriage and prescription Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can?t sell you that
Man shows hi...
| Jan-20 | |
| Husband and wife are like liver Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
I...
| Jan-13 | |
| Useless clock Wife: A great disaster was averted today.
When my mother was passing from below...
| Jan-10 | [Not rated] |
| Wife why are you home so early Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
...
| Jan-10 | |
| Before and After Marriage Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
...
| Jan-03 | |
| New husband and a new dog What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the...
| Dec-30 | [Not rated] |
| 2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives 2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..
1st : Wht 2 Do When ...
| Dec-30 | |
| So many options Poison sleeping pills So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying...
| Dec-30 | |
| Inside women INSIDE WOMEN
The word ?WOMAN? has ?MAN? in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
FEMALE has ?...
| Dec-23 | |
| Husband going for hunting Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and b...
| Dec-22 | |