SMS JOKES

? Blenders.
You need one, but you?re not quite sure why.

? Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

? Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

? Commercials.
You can?t believe a word they say.

? Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

? Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

? Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that?s about it.

? Curling Irons.
They?re always hot, and they?re always in your hair.

? Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

? Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

? Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

? Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

? Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

? Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

? Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.